Mega Tees runs on a simple premise: the world has enough wall-art positivity quotes. What it doesn't have is enough shirts that capture the specific bit your dad has been workshopping at every family barbecue for years. So that's what we make — wearable jokes that actually land.
We're a small family operation. Every design in the catalog is hand-drawn for Mega Tees — not pulled from a stock library, not generated by some all-knowing algorithm, not reskinned clipart from a marketplace. The bits get written, the art gets drawn, the shirt arrives on your doorstep soft and ready to wear. That's the whole loop.
How we print
Every Mega Tees shirt is printed on demand here in the US after you order — usually 2–5 business days from click to leaving the facility. We print on a Gildan 5000 heavyweight cotton tee, which is the t-shirt people who actually wear t-shirts prefer: thick enough to hold the print, soft enough to live in, and built to survive the unforgiving laundry rotation that your favorite shirts always end up in.
Print on demand means we don't hold inventory, which means we don't throw unsold shirts in a landfill, which means we can run a deep catalog without a warehouse the size of Texas (we already live in Texas — the irony was not lost on us). It also means your shirt is made for you, not pulled out of a bin.
Who we are
We're a husband-and-wife team plus two kids who think they run the place (and honestly do most of the design vetoing). We're responsible for every bit you see on a Mega Tees shirt, every word of the product copy, every email you get from us, and every order that goes out the door. There's no faceless drop-shipper behind the curtain. When you email us, one of us answers.
What we believe
- Good bits travel. The best t-shirt design says one thing well and reads from across the room.
- Soft cotton, real print. Heavyweight Gildan, no thin “fast fashion” tees that vanish after three washes.
- Made in the US, shipped fast. No 6-week container ships from overseas — printed in the US, in your mailbox in about a week.
- Hand-drawn only. Every design is original artwork. No clipart, no AI slop, no reskins.
Want to get in touch?
We answer emails personally — usually within a business day. Hit us at hello@megatees.shop or visit our contact page. If you're shopping for a specific bit and can't find it, tell us — we'll either point you at it or add it to the design queue.