Animals with Attitude
Vintage-etched animals running on minimal effort and maximum side-eye — the spirit animals of the chronically unbothered.

Gay Penguin — Funny Vintage Queer Animal Pride Shirt
$23.95USD

Gay Raccoon — Funny Vintage Queer Animal Pride Shirt
$23.95USD

Gay Possum — Funny Vintage Queer Animal Pride Shirt
$23.95USD

Gay Heron — Funny Vintage Queer Animal Pride Shirt
$23.95USD

Gay Pigeon — Funny Vintage Queer Animal Pride Shirt
$23.95USD

Gay Goose — Funny Vintage Queer Animal Pride Shirt
$23.95USD

Gay Frog — Funny Vintage Queer Animal Pride Shirt
$23.95USD

Gay Crab — Funny Vintage Queer Animal Pride Shirt
$23.95USD

Outdoor Influencer
$23.95USD

Body Type: Loves Pasta
$23.95USD

Work-Life Balance
$23.95USD

Minimal Effort, Maximum Suspicion
$23.95USD

Available For Nothing
$23.95USD

Approachable, Technically
$23.95USD

Morning Person-ish
$23.95USD
About animals with attitude
The Animals with Attitude collection is a menagerie of finely-etched creatures who are all, in their own way, completely over it. The rooster who clocks in at dawn and clocks out never. The crow running on minimal effort and maximum suspicion. The pug whose body type is simply 'loves pasta.' Vintage-engraving art for people who relate a little too hard to a tired animal with boundaries.
Every design is printed on demand in the US on a soft heavyweight tee and ships in 2–5 business days. It's the shirt for the introvert, the over-caffeinated, and anyone whose spirit animal is technically awake and emotionally unavailable.