Plush

The Plush collection takes the hard, the sharp, and the faintly dangerous and reupholsters it all in soft pink fuzz — a chainsaw you'd actually hug, a grenade that only drops cuteness, puffy plush lettering soft enough to nap on. It's the 'everything is soft now' aesthetic turned into wearable irony: equal parts adorable and faintly unhinged.

Every design is hand-drawn and printed on demand in the US on a soft heavyweight tee, shipping in 2-5 business days. Made for the people whose entire vibe is 'looks threatening, is actually a plushie.'