Wear the punchline.
860+ original funny tees, printed in the USA — every single one $19.99 right now (was $23.95). Stack four and they're $15.99 each.
Odds of winning: 100%. It's a shop.
every tee $19.99 — was $23.95
Every pull wins. The prize is a shirt. The shirt is the joke.
Editor's picks
The Headliners
Hand-picked favorites from the catalog.
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Fresh Off The Press
The newest designs in the catalog.
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The Vault
Every collection has its own landing page — with the full set of designs.
The bit
Why Mega Tees Beats The Algorithm
Every t-shirt in the Mega Tees catalog is made for a specific kind of person — the recliner-bound dad whose lawn obsession has crossed into hobby territory, the cat dad who narrates the cat's inner monologue out loud, the gym-bro who treats leg day as a personality trait. We don't reskin clipart or recycle stock graphics. The bits are written, the shirt arrives soft and ready to wear.
Printing happens on demand in the United States, on a soft heavyweight cotton tee that holds up in real-life laundry rotations. Orders typically leave the printer in 2–5 business days, which means even gift-window purchases (Father's Day, birthdays, the random Tuesday) actually arrive on time.
The catalog runs to 867+ designs and growing. New shirts go up weekly — the home page's "fresh off the press" row is always the latest. Use the search box up top, the category pages below, or the full sitemap in the footer to find exactly the bit you're shopping for.
Good to know
Questions You Might Have
How long does shipping take?
Every Mega Tees shirt is printed on demand in the US after you order. Most ship within 2–5 business days, with US delivery typically arriving inside a week.
What's the shirt quality?
We print on a soft, heavyweight 100% cotton tee. The prints are designed to survive heavy rotation in the laundry — no peeling, no cracking — so the joke ages better than the wearer.
Do shirts arrive fast enough to gift?
Yes — every tee is printed on demand in the US and most ship within 2–5 business days, with US delivery typically inside a week. So even last-minute birthdays, Pride, and random-Tuesday gifts land on time.
Can I return a shirt?
Print-on-demand orders are made just for you, so we don't accept returns on sizing — but if there's a defect or print issue, we'll replace it free. Check the size chart on each product page before ordering.
Are designs original?
Every design is made for Mega Tees. We don't recycle stock graphics or clipart — each shirt is its own bit, written specifically for the catalog.
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867+ original designs. Printed in the US. Shipped fast.