Wizard Frog
A wizard frog with strong opinions about meetings, plans, and the couch — delivering the most relatable sarcasm in the swamp.
8designs
In My Sensible Shoe Era
+5
$23.95USD
This Could Have Been an Email
+5
$23.95USD
I Came, I Saw, I Needed a Sit
+5
$23.95USD
Mildly Inconvenienced, Deeply Dramatic
+5
$23.95USD
Out Here Doing My Medium Best
+5
$23.95USD
A Menace, But With Lower Back Pain
+5
$23.95USD
I Have Plans With My Couch
+5
$23.95USD
In My No-Thank-You Era
+5
$23.95USD
About wizard frog
The Wizard Frog collection is for the deeply relatable and mildly dramatic. Part sage, part menace, fully out of social battery, our wizard frog says the quiet part out loud: that the meeting could have been an email, that the couch already had dibs, and that we are all just out here doing our medium best.
Every design is hand-drawn in a vintage-engraving style and printed on demand in the US on a soft heavyweight tee, shipping in 2-5 business days. For introverts, over-thinkers, and anyone whose spirit animal is a tired amphibian in a wizard hat.