100% Handmade Dad Jokes

Locally sourced. Sustainably awful.

Some dads buy their humor off the shelf. Not this one. This is the artisanal label for a man whose puns are small-batch, free-range, and lovingly crafted to make the whole room groan — a funny dad shirt that turns a lifetime of terrible one-liners into a badge of honor. The vibe is farmers-market chic meets full-blown dad energy, and it is exactly the tee for the guy who treats every grocery aisle as an open mic.

A gift that earns a groan and a grin

Drop it on him for Father's Day, a birthday, or just because he said "hi hungry, I'm dad" one too many times. It is the kind of present that makes him laugh, then immediately rehearse a new joke to wear it well.

Fabric, fit & the small print

Cut from soft, heavyweight unisex cotton with a true-to-size fit, so he can order the size he always wears. Offered in S–5XL, printed on demand in the USA, and on its way in 2–5 business days. To keep the print crisp, flip it inside-out, wash cold, and tumble dry low.

Good to know

Does it run true to size? Yes — go with his usual, it is a relaxed unisex cut.
Is this a solid Father's Day pick? For a pun-loving dad, it is basically destiny.
When will it land? It is printed to order and leaves the US within 2–5 business days.