Akshually It's a False Nine Soccer Shirt
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For the armchair tactician who knows too much
This funny soccer shirt features a tactical chalkboard diagram, a classic football, and a skyline graphic with the text "AKSHUALLY IT'S A FALSE NINE". It is the ultimate design for the match-day purist who cares more about half-spaces and low blocks than actually celebrating a goal.
The perfect match day gift
Buy this for the friend who ruins every watch party with lectures on Pep's inverted fullbacks, or the family member who spends more time analyzing formations than watching the ball.
Heavyweight comfort for ninety minutes
Printed on soft heavyweight unisex cotton that holds up through extra time. It runs true to size, is available in sizes S-5XL, and is printed on demand in the USA. Machine wash cold inside-out and tumble dry low for best results.
Good to know
How does it fit? This is a soft heavyweight unisex tee that runs true to size from S to 5XL.
When will it arrive? Each shirt is printed on demand in the USA and ships in 2-5 business days.
How do I wash it? Machine wash cold inside-out and tumble dry low to keep the graphic looking sharp.
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