Mega Tees

All Gas No Brakes

A joke worth wearing.

All Gas No Brakes

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Navy
Size
S
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The pedal's welded down.

All gas. No brakes. The throttle pinned all the way down by hand and left there on purpose, no take-backs. This bold tee is for the person who runs at life full-send — no coasting, no hesitation, no tapping out early. It is a funny, high-octane shirt for the relentless type who treats "slow down" as a friendly suggestion they will politely and permanently ignore. Loud, lean, and built to move, it is the kind of graphic that looks like it is already doing ninety.

Who should wear this one

A great gift for the gym rat, the hustler, the gearhead, or the friend whose only setting is full throttle from sunrise on. Perfect for a birthday, a big move, or any moment that calls for a little extra forward momentum.

The fit, fabric & aftercare

Built from soft, heavyweight unisex cotton with a true-to-size cut, so you can just grab your everyday size and go. It comes in S–5XL, printed on demand in the USA, and shipped within 2–5 business days. Keep the graphic loud and bold by washing it cold and inside-out, then tumble drying low.

Good to know

What size should I pick? Go with your everyday fit — roomy unisex, S to 5XL.
Good gift for a gearhead? It runs in their lane.
How fast does it arrive? Made to order and out within 2–5 business days from the US.

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