Asexual and Unavailable — Funny Ace Pride Shirt
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Closed for that. Open for snacks and naps.
Deadpan ace confidence, served dry. This funny asexual pride shirt sets the record straight with a shrug: not interested in that, very interested in a good nap and a full snack drawer. It is the tee for the proudly ace who would rather have priorities than prospects, and finds the whole thing genuinely funny. Low-key, affirming, and refreshingly unbothered.
The gift for your favorite ace icon
Perfect for Pride, a birthday, or any day that calls for a knowing laugh. It is great for the ace friend whose ideal evening is zero romance and the maximum possible amount of rest. The joke lands gently and inclusively, aimed at the shared wink and never at any person.
Feel, fit & the fine print
Printed on soft, heavyweight unisex cotton with a true-to-size fit, so your usual size is the easy pick here. It comes in S–5XL, made on demand in the USA, and shipped in 2–5 business days. Wash cold inside-out and tumble dry low to keep the colors fresh and bright.
Good to know
Is the cut unisex? Yes — relaxed unisex, true to size, sized S–5XL.
Good gift for Pride? Made for it, snacks included.
How fast does it ship? Printed to order and out the door in 2–5 business days from the US.
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