Be Gay Do Crime — Funny Iconic Pride Shirt

Be gay. Do crime. (The crime is being this iconic.)

The most recognizable rallying cry on the entire internet, printed loud and worn proud. This funny Pride shirt delivers the anarchic meme with maximum chaos and absolutely zero apology — mildly menacing, entirely affirming, and understood the very second anyone reads it. It's a tee for the unapologetically queer troublemaker whose idea of rebellion is simply existing in full, glorious color and refusing to dim it.

Pride with a wink

Made for the parade, the protest, or the group chat — a Pride Month gift for the friend who's equal parts total sweetheart and certified menace. It's loud, joyful, and always aimed at fun, never at people, which is exactly how the best Pride jokes work.

The fit and the facts

Printed on soft, heavyweight unisex cotton with a true-to-size fit, so order the size you usually reach for. It's available in S–5XL, made on demand in the USA, and shipped in 2–5 business days. Turn it inside-out, wash it cold, and tumble dry low to keep the colors riotous and the message bright.

Good to know

Is the cut unisex? Yes — relaxed unisex fit, S to 5XL.
Good Pride gift? Made for the occasion.
Where's it printed? On demand in the USA, shipped in 2–5 business days.