Cargo Shorts Defense League
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Seventeen pockets and zero shame.
Fashion may have opinions. The Cargo Shorts Defense League does not care. Membership benefits include seventeen pockets, mysterious side compartments nobody can fully account for, and the eternal, inalienable right to wear them with sandals. This funny dad shirt is a proud banner for the man who has heard every joke about his beloved shorts and remains gloriously, defiantly committed. Comfortable, practical, and utterly unbothered by the haters.
The cargo-shorts dad's dream gift
A perfect Father's Day pick for the unrepentant cargo loyalist, a birthday tee for the dad who refuses to retire his favourites, or a teasing-with-love present from the kids. If he defends his shorts at dinner, hand him this.
Fabric, fit & the fine print
Cut from soft, heavyweight unisex cotton with a true-to-size fit, so order the size he normally wears. Available S–5XL, printed on demand in the USA and shipped in 2–5 business days. Wash cold inside-out and tumble dry low to keep the print intact (the pockets, sadly, are not included).
Good to know
Does it fit true to size? Yes — his usual size, S through 5XL.
Good for a Father's Day laugh? Practically the league mascot.
How fast does it ship? Each one is made on demand and leaves the US within 2–5 business days.
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