Choose Violence
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Choose violence. Mostly emotionally.
Not the kind that gets you on a watch list — the kind where you stare into your coworker's soul and say nothing. This trending tee turns a viral phrase into a wearable mood: petty, dramatic, and fully self-aware. Mostly emotional violence. Mostly. It is the shirt for the menace whose weapon of choice is a perfectly timed side-eye and a passive-aggressive sticky note.
A gift for your favorite agent of chaos
Drop it on the friend who lives for the drama, gift it for a birthday, or grab one to match your own villain era. Perfect for anyone whose brand is unbothered, mildly threatening, and extremely online.
What you're wearing
This tee is soft, heavyweight unisex cotton with a true-to-size fit, so order the number you normally reach for. Available S to 5XL, printed on demand in the USA and shipped in 2 to 5 business days. Machine wash cold, inside-out, and tumble dry low to keep the print sharp through every dramatic exit.
Good to know
Is the sizing standard? Yes — true-to-size unisex, S to 5XL.
Good gift idea? For the right menace, absolutely.
How fast can it get here? Made to order, out in 2 to 5 business days from the US.
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