Department of Yard Affairs
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Weeds prosecuted. Squirrels on notice.
Styled like an official government seal, this design appoints Dad the sole authority of the Department of Yard Affairs — mowing schedule classified, dandelions facing charges, and trespassing squirrels formally warned. It is the funny dad shirt for the father who runs his lawn like a federal agency and patrols the property line with the seriousness of a small nation.
The gift for a lawn-obsessed dad
A perfect Father's Day pick, a summer birthday gift, or a knowing laugh for the suburban groundskeeper in the family. Made for the dad who edges the grass with a ruler and treats a perfect lawn as a matter of national security.
How it is built and how to wash it
This tee is soft, heavyweight unisex cotton with a true-to-size fit, so his normal size is the right one to order. Offered S–5XL, printed on demand in the USA and shipped within 2–5 business days. Keep the official seal sharp: wash cold inside-out and tumble dry low.
Good to know
Does it fit true? Yes — unisex and true to size, S to 5XL.
Good for a lawn-proud dad? Stamped and approved for him.
How soon does it ship? Made to order and shipped in 2–5 business days.
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