Diary of a Tired Dad

Every chapter ends with a nap.

Presented as the cover of the most relatable memoir never quite finished, this design tells the unwritten story of fatherhood — early mornings, endless innings, and a weary hero who keeps dozing off mid-page. It is the funny dad shirt for the perpetually exhausted father whose life reads like a comedy of interrupted sleep, one yawn at a time. Warm, self-deprecating, and painfully true to every worn-out parent who has ever fallen asleep during the bedtime story.

A gift for the running-on-empty dad

Great for Father's Day, a new-dad shower, a baby announcement, or a simple birthday chuckle. Perfect for the tired father, the up-all-night parent, the dad of toddlers, or anyone who has fully perfected the art of falling asleep on the couch before the kids do.

The materials and the must-knows

Made from soft, heavyweight unisex cotton with a true-to-size cut, so reach for the size he usually wears. Available S–5XL, printed on demand in the USA and shipped in 2–5 business days. To keep the book cover looking sharp, wash cold inside-out and tumble dry low.

Good to know

What size should he get? His usual — it is true to size, unisex, S to 5XL.
Good for a new dad? A bestselling gift for him.
When will it arrive? Printed to order, shipped in 2–5 business days from the US.