Functioning Lesbian — Funny Lesbian Pride Shirt
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Adulting is hard. Doing it with deadpan flair is an art form. "Functioning Lesbian" is the funny lesbian pride shirt for anyone who is technically holding it together — coffee acquired, plants mostly alive, vibes immaculate — with zero guarantees past noon. The dry, honest humor lands the way the best jokes do: because it is just true enough. Equal parts self-aware and proud, it is a tee for the queer who would rather make the joke first.
A gift for the deadpan icon in your life
Perfect for the friend whose comedic timing is lethal, a Pride Month gift with a built-in wink, or a birthday tee for the queer who treats sarcasm as a personality trait. The kind of shirt that gets stolen from the laundry pile.
The fabric and the fine print
Spun from soft, heavyweight unisex cotton with a true-to-size cut — pick the size you reach for daily. Comes in S–5XL, made on demand in the USA and shipped within 2–5 business days. Wash cold inside-out and tumble dry low to keep the type clean.
Good to know
Is the fit relaxed? Yes — comfy unisex, S through 5XL.
Good gift for Pride? A reliably funny one.
Where is it printed? On demand in the USA, shipped in 2–5 business days.
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