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German Dads Do It Best - The Precise Papa

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German Dads Do It Best - The Precise Papa

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He measured the lawn. He was right about the lawn.

There are dads who eyeball it, and then there is the Precise Papa, who owns a level for the picture frames and a ruler for the spaghetti. He measures, he double-checks, and — irritatingly — he is correct. This funny German dad shirt is a loving tribute to the millimeter-obsessed father whose accuracy you have never once managed to beat.

Built for the detail-obsessed father

An ideal gift for Father's Day, a birthday, or any day the man reorganizes the garage by exact size. Made for the engineer-brained dad, the perfectionist papa, or the German father who corrects your measurements before you finish taking them.

Feel and sizing

Cut from a soft, hefty cotton with a relaxed unisex shape that lands true to size, so grab the size he already owns. The size run spans S to 5XL, each one printed to order in the USA and out the door in 2 to 5 business days. Wash it cold and inside-out, then tumble dry on low so the print stays exact.

Good to know

Will it fit true? Yes — a true-to-size unisex cut, offered S through 5XL.
Good for a precise dad's birthday? Measured perfectly for it.
How is it made? Each one is printed on demand stateside and dispatched within 2 to 5 business days.

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