God Forbid I
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God forbid I sleep eight hours and order dessert.
Living a little should not be a crime, and yet here we are. With clean, statement-making type, this God Forbid I tee is the funny, faintly dramatic shirt for anyone tired of being side-eyed for the radical act of resting, treating themselves, and having a perfectly nice time.
The gift for a self-care devotee
A spot-on present for the friend who naps without apology, a birthday gift for the dessert-first crowd, or a little wink for anyone who has earned the right to enjoy their life. Made for the unbothered, the well-rested, and the gloriously self-indulgent who refuse to feel guilty about any of it. It is the kind of low-key, relatable tee that earns a knowing laugh from everyone who has ever been told to slow down.
The fit and the fine print
Cut from a soft, heavyweight cotton with a true-to-size unisex shape, so just order your usual. The lineup carries S to 5XL, all printed on demand in the USA and shipped out in 2 to 5 business days. To keep the lettering crisp, flip it inside-out, wash on cold, and tumble dry on low.
Good to know
How does it fit? Comfortably true to size, with a unisex cut up to 5XL.
Is it a good casual gift? Practically dessert-coded for it.
Where's it printed? Made on demand in the USA and posted within 2 to 5 business days.
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