I Choose Garlic Bread — Funny Asexual Pride Shirt
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Carbs over everything, respectfully.
An engraved loaf of garlic bread and a priority list everyone can get behind: I Choose Garlic Bread. This funny Pride shirt plays on a beloved ace in-joke with deadpan elegance, putting the real love of the people front and center — buttery, golden, and clearly the superior option. It's for the ace icon who'd take a basket of garlic bread over just about anything and isn't sorry about it.
A gift made for the ace crowd
Perfect for Pride Month, a birthday, or the friend whose love language is bread. It's a charming, affirming present that nods to ace pride and great taste at the same time — and it earns a laugh from anyone who's ever met a good loaf.
Fit and care details
This tee is soft, heavyweight unisex cotton with a true-to-size cut, so just grab your usual size. Available S–5XL, printed on demand in the USA, and shipped within 2–5 business days. To keep that loaf looking fresh-baked, wash cold inside-out and tumble dry on low.
Good to know
What size should I order? Your everyday size — it's true to size and relaxed.
Is it a good Pride gift? Affirming, funny, and deeply pro-bread.
How soon does it ship? Made to order and shipped in 2–5 business days.
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