I Have Plans With My Couch
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RSVP: regretfully, the couch.
The cushions called dibs first. This funny homebody shirt stars a wizard frog with a standing appointment between the throw pillows, the remote, and a very specific blanket — and no, it will not be rescheduling. The official uniform of staying in, it's a funny homebody tee for the introvert whose social calendar is one long, blissfully uneventful date with the sofa — snacks within reach, doorbell firmly ignored.
Made for a certain kind of person
A birthday gift for the friend who cancels with a clear conscience, a housewarming nod to the new couch's first big commitment, or a holiday pick for anyone whose love language is 'maybe next time.' Cozy, deadpan, and proudly low-effort.
Comfort specs, briefly
Soft, heavyweight unisex cotton with a true-to-size fit — grab your everyday size and settle in. Offered S to 5XL, printed on demand in the USA, and shipped in 2 to 5 business days. Wash it cold inside-out and tumble dry low so the frog stays crisp through every binge.
Good to know
What size should I pick? Your usual — it's true to size, S through 5XL.
Good gift for a homebody? Couldn't be more on-brand.
When does it ship? Made to order in the US and on its way in 2 to 5 business days.
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