I Run on Coffee, Sarcasm & Zero Sleep
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Fueled by espresso and zero patience.
Behold the triple threat: caffeine, sarcasm, and a sleep schedule that gave up years ago. This funny coffee shirt pairs a tired little mug with the three things keeping the wearer technically upright, making it the perfect coffee lover gift for the chronically exhausted and effortlessly snarky. A tee that does the talking before the first cup kicks in.
Who it's calling out
A birthday gift for the friend who's 40% coffee, a stocking-stuffer for the coworker who runs on spite, or a Mother's Day pick for the parent who hasn't slept since 2019, or a back-to-the-office gift for the friend who measures the day in refills. Relatable, dry, and very, very tired.
The make and the wear
Spun from soft, heavyweight unisex cotton with a true-to-size fit, so order your usual and skip the math. Available S to 5XL, printed on demand in the USA, shipped in 2 to 5 business days. Wash cold inside-out and tumble dry low to keep the print sharp through every refill.
Good to know
Do I size up? No need — true to size, S to 5XL, relaxed unisex.
Good gift for a coffee addict? Practically prescribed.
How quickly does it ship? Made to order in the US, out in 2 to 5 business days.
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