I Used to Be Cool — Now I'm a Dad
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Traded the leather jacket for a diaper bag.
A before-and-after in one honest portrait: the cool one is in the closet now, and the diaper bag is the new statement accessory. This funny dad shirt makes peace with the glow-up that nobody warned him about, and it's the kind of tee that gets a knowing laugh from every parent in the room. For the dad who was, briefly, unstoppable.
Perfect for
A Father's Day gift for the formerly-edgy dad, a baby-shower pick for the guy about to retire his 'cool' card, or a birthday tee for the friend who now knows every wheel on the bus. Self-aware, warm, and very on the nose.
Fabric, fit, fine print
Soft, heavyweight unisex cotton with a true-to-size drape — order the size you normally do and call it done. The range covers S through 5XL, every piece made to order here in the States and shipped out in roughly two to five business days. Wash it cold and inside-out, then tumble dry low so the print outlasts the all-nighters, the spit-up, and the next decade of dad jokes.
Good to know
What size do I get? Whatever you usually wear — it's true to size, S to 5XL.
Solid for Father's Day? Made for the occasion, leather jacket optional.
How's the shipping? Printed to order in the US and on its way within two to five business days.
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