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Italian Dads Do It Best - The Garlic Guardian

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Italian Dads Do It Best - The Garlic Guardian

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Too much garlic? No such thing.

The recipe says one clove. He hears "add the whole bulb," because in his kitchen there is simply no such thing as too much garlic — and don't ask stupid questions about it. This funny Italian dad shirt crowns the Garlic Guardian, the dad who seasons with bold, unapologetic excess and considers restraint a personal insult. A flavorful, cheeky tee for the father whose cooking can be smelled from the driveway and who wouldn't have it any other way.

Who'll love this one

A great Father's Day or birthday gift for the heavy-handed home-cooking dad, and an instant laugh for Italian-American families who've never once eaten a bland meal at his table. Fond and all in good fun.

The fit-and-fabric lowdown

Soft, heavyweight unisex cotton with a true-to-size cut — grab your usual size with confidence. Offered S–5XL, printed on demand in the USA, and on its way in 2–5 business days. Wash cold inside-out and tumble dry low to keep the design crisp.

Good to know

How does it fit? True to size, relaxed unisex, S–5XL.
Is it a good gift? For the garlic-loving dad, a sure thing.
How soon does it arrive? Printed to order and shipped within 2–5 business days.

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