Jurassic Grill

Alpha predator of the back patio.

Out here in the wild of the suburban backyard, one creature rules the grill: tongs in hand, fire under control, hot dogs charred well past the point of reason. This funny dad shirt casts the king of the cookout as the apex predator he believes himself to be — master of flame, ruler of the propane, slightly overconfident with the timer. It's a tee for the dad whose grilling is a spectacle, a sport, and occasionally a fire hazard, all at once.

The gift for the grill master in his natural habitat

A perfect catch for Father's Day, a birthday, or the first warm weekend of cookout season. Made for the BBQ-obsessed dad, the patio king, or the uncle who guards the grill like it's a throne.

Built tough, kept simple

This one's soft, heavyweight unisex cotton with a true-to-size fit, so grab the size you wear every day. Available S–5XL and printed on demand in the USA, it ships in 2–5 business days. Keep the print prehistoric-fresh by washing cold inside-out and tumble drying low.

Good to know

How should I size it? True to size with a roomy unisex cut.
Good for a grilling dad? It's practically his apron upgrade.
How fast does it ship? Made to order and shipped in 2–5 business days.