Mars Attack Classified UAP Tee
From $23.95 β $29.95
the truth is out there, and it wants our cows
This funny sci-fi shirt features a retro-style illustration of green, big-brained martians in a flying saucer beaming up a confused cow from a cornfield. Complete with a bold Mars Attack title and a red classified stamp, it is the perfect fit for ufo believers, retro sci-fi nerds, and anyone who suspects the government is hiding the good stuff.
the perfect ufo gift
buy this for the conspiracy theorist in your life, the retro movie buff, or anyone who spends way too much time looking at the night sky in rural areas.
built for the mothership
printed on soft heavyweight unisex cotton that feels broken-in from day one. wash cold inside-out and tumble dry low to keep your classified files looking crisp.
Good to know
How does it fit? It is true to size and made of soft heavyweight unisex cotton, available in sizes S-5XL.
How is it printed? It is printed on demand in the USA and ships in 2-5 business days.
How do I wash it? Machine wash cold inside-out and tumble dry low.
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