Morning Person-ish

Awake, technically. Thrilled, absolutely not.

Up before the alarm and resenting every single second of it — this vintage portrait captures the noble, bleary art of being conscious without consent. It is a funny morning tee for the chronically groggy, the snooze-button athletes, and anyone whose entire personality refuses to load until the second cup of coffee kicks in. The faded, old-timey illustration sells the deadpan perfectly, and the caffeine-sold-separately energy makes it an instant favorite for the not-quite-functional. Wear it to brunch, to the office, or to whatever cruel event scheduled itself before 9 a.m.

A gift for the not-a-morning-person in your life

Drop it on the desk of the coworker who growls before noon, gift it to the partner who needs three separate reminders to get out of bed, or hand it to a friend on a birthday that started far too early. Funny and relatable, never mean — it is the tee that says what they are too tired to.

The wear-it-everywhere details

Spun from soft, heavyweight unisex cotton with a true-to-size cut — your normal size is the right call. Stocked S–5XL, printed on demand here in the USA, and out the door in 2–5 business days. Flip it inside-out, wash cold, and tumble dry low so the print stays crisp.

Good to know

What size should I grab? Your usual — the unisex fit runs true, S to 5XL.
Is this a good gag gift? Tailor-made for the sleepy soul in the group.
When will it arrive? Made to order and shipped in 2–5 business days from the US.