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Property of Dad

Dad jokes you can wear.

Property of Dad

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Size
S
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If it's near the recliner, it's spoken for.

The remote, the good chair, the snack drawer, the thermostat — all of it bears one invisible stamp. This vintage industrial "Property of Dad" tee lays down the law in worn warehouse-label style: hands off the recliner zone. It's a funny dad shirt for the guy with a designated seat, a designated cup, and a designated reaction when someone touches either.

Why it's a great gift

A slam-dunk for Father's Day, a birthday pick for the territorial-but-lovable dad, or a holiday gift for the man who labels his stuff (in spirit, if not in ink). New dad or seasoned, he'll claim it immediately.

Fit, feel & keeping it sharp

Cut from soft, heavyweight unisex cotton with a true-to-size fit — go with the size he always wears. Available S–5XL, printed on demand in the USA, and shipped in 2–5 business days. Wash cold inside-out and tumble dry low so the distressed look stays put.

Good to know

Does it fit true? Yes — order his usual size.
Good for Father's Day? Stamped and ready for it.
When does it arrive? Made on demand and shipped in 2–5 business days.

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