Remote Belongs to Dad — Official Decree
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By royal decree, the channel shall not be changed.
Behold: a medieval scroll establishing, once and for all, who controls the channel rotation in this household. This funny dad shirt frames an eternal living-room law in mock-royal lettering, making it the perfect tee for the man who guards the TV remote like a crown jewel and treats "give me that" as a flagrant constitutional violation. He decides what gets watched, when, and for how long, and he will fall asleep halfway through anyway. The decree is final. The decree is dad.
Coronation-worthy gifting
An easy Father's Day pick, a guaranteed birthday laugh, or a peace offering for the kids who keep losing the remote war. Made for the dad who naps mid-show but wakes instantly the second someone dares reach for the buttons on his armrest.
The build and the wear
It is soft, heavyweight unisex cotton with a fit that runs true — pick your usual size and you are crowned. Offered in S–5XL, printed on demand in the USA, and shipped within 2–5 business days. Turn it inside-out, wash cold, and tumble dry low to keep that royal scroll legible wash after wash.
Good to know
Does it fit true to size? It does — relaxed unisex, S–5XL.
Will Dad actually wear it? On the throne, daily.
How fast is delivery? Printed to order and out in 2–5 business days.
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