shART — Julius Caesar

Et tu, paint can?

shART gives us Julius Caesar — the marble bust of Rome's most famous leader, betrayed once again, this time by a single stripe of caramel paint laid neatly across the eyes. The man simply cannot catch a break, in any century. This funny art parody tee pairs a genuinely historic icon with a deadpan gag, made for the history lover who appreciates a great marble bust and an even greater terrible pun. The Ides of March were rough; the Ides of paint are, statistically, somehow worse, and Caesar has had quite enough surprises for one eternity.

Who this one suits

A gift for the Roman-history fan, the classics teacher, or the friend forever quoting "beware the Ides of March" — birthday, holiday, or an inside joke made gloriously wearable. For anyone who knows the whole story and still very much wants the laugh.

The build and how to care for it

Printed on soft, heavyweight unisex cotton with a true-to-size fit, so reach for your usual size. Offered S–5XL, made on demand in the USA, and shipped out within 2–5 business days. Wash it cold inside-out and tumble dry low to keep the marble looking sharp.

Good to know

How does it fit? True to size, relaxed unisex, S–5XL.
Good gift for a history fan? A worthy betrayal.
How fast does it ship? Printed to order and out in 2–5 business days.