Snore Lord

All hail the king of the Sunday nap.

Rendered like a regal medieval royal portrait, here reigns the supreme and undisputed ruler of the recliner, the monarch whose entire dominion is the living-room couch and whose national anthem is a deep, window-rattling snore. Snore Lord is a funny dad shirt for the champion napper, the devoted Sunday-afternoon sleeper, or any father whose true superpower is dozing clean off mid-sentence. It's regal, ridiculous, and lovingly, suspiciously accurate.

The perfect present

Made for the dad who naps like it's a fully sanctioned competitive sport, a Father's Day gift with a built-in laugh, or a birthday surprise for the household's resident sleeping royalty. Bonus points awarded if he manages to fall asleep before he's even finished unwrapping the thing in front of everyone.

The wearable details

Crafted from soft, heavyweight unisex cotton with a true-to-size feel, so grab the size he always wears and let him rest easy. It's offered in S through 5XL, printed on demand in the USA, and shipped within 2-5 business days. Wash cold and inside-out, then tumble dry low to keep His Majesty looking sharp between naps.

Good to know

Does it run small? No, true to size, S-5XL, roomy unisex fit.
Good for Father's Day? Fit for a king.
How fast does it ship? Made to order in the USA, 2-5 business days.