So Cooked

Burnt to ones and zeros.

When it's over, it's truly, irreversibly over, and this one is fully, spectacularly cooked all the way through. So Cooked turns that resigned, fried, completely-done feeling into a glitchy viral meme tee for the chronically online, the proud burnout-poster, or the friend who cheerfully declares themselves cooked at least four separate times before lunch. It's loud, self-aware, and dialed in to exactly the right amount of dramatic surrender.

Who to hand it to

Aimed at the meme-fluent teen who lives in the group chat, the finals-week survivor running on fumes, or the coworker whose internal status is permanently set to fried. It's a great birthday gift, a perfect stocking stuffer for the lovably overwhelmed, or a long-running group-chat in-joke finally made wearable in public.

Construction and care

Made from soft, heavyweight unisex cotton with a true-to-size cut, so order your normal size and let it ride. It comes in S through 5XL, printed on demand in the USA, and shipped within 2-5 business days. Keep the glitch crisp and the chaos legible by washing cold and inside-out, then tumble drying on low.

Good to know

Is the fit unisex? Yes, relaxed unisex, S-5XL, true to size.
Funny gift for a teen? Speaks fluent internet.
When does it arrive? Printed on demand in the USA, 2-5 business days.