Two Modes: Dad Joke & Sigh
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Two settings. No volume knob. No off switch.
Science has finally identified dad's complete emotional range, and it's two states: the dad joke, and the heavy sigh that follows when nobody laughs (but he's not sorry). This funny dad shirt lays out the definitive guide with a wink, because limited combinations are available and he's tried all of them. It's a tee for the pun-slinging, eye-roll-inducing dad who is exactly this predictable and proud of it.
Built for the dad who can't be reasoned with
A great Father's Day grab, a birthday laugh, or a just-because gift for the dad whose jokes arrive on a schedule. Perfect for the guy with a one-liner ready for every situation and a sigh in reserve for the silence after.
Comfort and care notes
This one's soft, heavyweight unisex cotton with a true-to-size fit — his regular size will do the trick. Offered S–5XL, printed on demand in the USA, and shipped within 2–5 business days. Keep the print crisp: inside-out, cold wash, tumble dry low.
Good to know
How's the sizing? True to size and unisex, S–5XL.
Will dad actually like it? If he tells jokes, it's a lock.
When does it ship out? Made to order and sent in 2–5 business days.
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