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Wu-Tang Dad

Dad jokes you can wear.

Wu-Tang Dad

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C.R.E.A.M. — Cash Rules Everything (Around Me).

This dad runs his household like a finely tuned record label, and the allowance ledger is taped to the fridge for all to see. Riffing on that legendary nineties anthem, this funny dad shirt is for the father who quotes hip-hop while enforcing chore charts — old-school cool with a CFO's grip on the family budget.

Who this tee was made for

A Father's Day gift for the dad with a record collection and a strong opinion on allowances, a birthday pick for the hip-hop head, and a crowd-pleaser for the guy who still knows every lyric. Cash rules, but so does Dad.

The fit and fabric rundown

Made with soft, heavyweight unisex cotton that fits true to size — stick with your normal pick. Available in S–5XL, printed on demand in the USA, and shipped to your door in 2–5 business days. Flip it inside-out, wash cold, and tumble dry low to keep the print crisp track after track.

Good to know

Is the sizing accurate? True to size — unisex, S to 5XL.
Will Dad actually wear it? If he loves the classics, constantly.
How soon does it ship? Made to order and sent in 2–5 business days from the US.

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